"She’s got both hands - In her pocket; And she won’t look at you - Won’t look at you; She hides true love - En su bolsillo; She’s got a halo around her finger - Around you” -Lady Gaga: Alejandro (June 8th, 2010).

fredtastic:

1000 FOLLOWERS!!!!! 🎾🎾🎾🎾🎾👅👅👻🎾👅 #fredtastic

darndere:

"you can’t ship three people together!!!"

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infinite has caused me to not trust george washington ever

darkuniverseofeleanor:

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I coughed and lani told me to shut up jfc

takanobaka:

Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”

h3adphonez:

volatilevibes:

Okay so, where I live (Canada, Newfoundland) we have the smallest ponies.
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And the biggest dogs
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Here’s a size comparison for the Newfoundland dog 
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and together
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That is a full grown dog and pony together LOOK AT THAT!
Now if you don’t think that’s the greatest shit ever I don’t know what is!

I’m moving…BYE MOM

aceworu:

all I’m sayin is that the Rei Ayanami Anti-Fetishization Brigade and the Asuka S.Langley Protection League should’ve taken off just as much as the Shinji Ikari Defense Squad

  • ONE NIGHT STAND BEFORE THE FIRST DAY OF YOUR NEW JOB AND OOPS THAT WAS YOUR NEW BOSS YOU WERE SLEEPING WITH AU 
  • DETECTIVE PARTNERS AU 
  • UNDERCOVER AU
  • PARENTS ARE CEO’S OF RIVALING COMPANIES AU
  • PARENTS ARE HEADS OF RIVALING MOB FAMILIES AU
  • REINCARNATION AU
  • CHILDHOOD FRIENDS WITH ADJOINING HOUSES/ROOMS AU
  • THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD AND WE’RE ALL WE’VE GOT AU

polykins:

stop the phrase “tattle-tale”. stop indirectly telling kids that if they speak up about someone that’s bothering them, they’re doing something bad. stop contributing to the culture of abuse.

spinsterprivilege:

cinnamonxwolf:

iswearimnotnaked:

If you live anywhere near Evansville Indiana please be safe because apparently 10 women have been abducted and now they’re saying it’s a possible serial killer sO please don’t go anywhere alone

THANK GOD PEOPLE REBLOGGED THIS BECAUSE I’M NOT FAR FROM THERE AND THERES NO FUCKING INFORMATION OUT ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW THANKS AGAIN TUMBLR FOR TELLING ME MORE THAN ANY NEWS SOURCE EVER WOULD

Southwestern Indiana be careful!!!